{"product_id":"the-matrix-is-glitching-t-shirt","title":"The Matrix Is Glitching T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe Matrix Is Glitching T-Shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eGlitchcore graphic tee for cyberpunk, sci-fi and digital chaos lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eReality’s cracked.\u003cbr\u003eYour shirt proves it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe “The Matrix Is Glitching” T-shirt is built for people who feel slightly disconnected from reality, overly attached to internet culture, and aesthetically committed to digital chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eGlitchy, bold, and weirdly wearable: this tee brings cyberpunk energy without trying too hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e⚡ Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e👁 Bold Glitchcore design\u003cbr\u003eA distorted digital-inspired graphic made for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esci-fi lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egamers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecyberpunk fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInternet gremlins\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epeople surviving modern life through irony\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e🖤 Comfortable Enough for the Apocalypse\u003cbr\u003eSoft heavyweight cotton with a relaxed unisex fit that works with cargos, oversized layers, hoodies, or your favorite “I haven’t slept properly in years” aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e🎮 Instant Conversation Starter\u003cbr\u003eThis is the kind of shirt that gets:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e“Okay wait… where did you get that?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e👕 T-Shirt Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan Heavy Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–XXL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite: 175gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColours: 185gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly on print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e👾 The Vibe\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eThis shirt gives:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eglitchcore\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecyberpunk fashion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elate-night internet energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esimulation humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edigital dystopia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“my screen time report would kill a Victorian child”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eWear it:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eto conventions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egaming sessions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoffee shops\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etech meetups\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewhile staring into the void aesthetically\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎁 Perfect Gift For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egamers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esci-fi fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eprogrammers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecyberpunk lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egraphic tee collectors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003echronically online besties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBasically:\u003cbr\u003eif they understand the phrase\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e“the simulation is lagging”\u003cbr\u003ethis shirt will land immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; 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